The Philosopher - Under Armour® dad hat

phi·los·o·pher /fə-ˈlä-sə-fər/
noun: one who seeks truth, questions reality, and studies the fundamental nature of existence.

This hat doesn’t shout. It sharpens.

Embroidered with a single word—Philosopher—this minimalist headwear is for those who think deeply, speak rarely, and see through the illusion. It’s a nod to the ones dissecting culture, decoding consciousness, and rewriting reality one hypothesis at a time.

Whether you're deep in a quantum mechanics lecture, sketching ideas in a Westside café, or walking solo through LA with a book and a boundary—this is your uniform. Clean. Cerebral. Composed.

Details

• Premium construction with adjustable fit

• Structured crown, curved brim, breathable wear

• Monochrome “Philosopher” embroidery

• Unisex design for minds that rewire the world

• Built for long walks, long thoughts, and silent revolutions

Elevate your performance and style with this classic dad hat from Under Armour®, designed for comfort and durability. The built-in HeatGear® sweatband wicks away moisture, making this hat ideal for hot summers and dynamic workouts.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!