Metaphysician Armour® dad hat

met·a·phy·si·cian /ˌme-tə-fə-ˈzi-shən/
noun: a student or specialist in the fundamental nature of reality, beyond the physical.

This hat is more than merch—it’s a declaration. Worn by those who question the nature of existence, explore consciousness, and operate at the edge of philosophy and quantum theory.

With clean embroidered lettering and a structured fit, the Metaphysician cap is a subtle signal: you’re not here to play by surface rules. You’re here to study the source code of reality.

Whether you’re writing, teaching, observing, or shifting timelines—this is your everyday armor.

Elevate your performance and style with this classic dad hat from Under Armour®, designed for comfort and durability. The built-in HeatGear® sweatband wicks away moisture, making this hat ideal for hot summers and dynamic workouts.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!